A bunch of drawings from a series I was doing in late 2015. The sketchbook they were in got stolen along with my backpack out of a bar in january 2016. It really fucked me up at the time. I always meant to go back to it. Super glad I had really high res scans of them all. That first one was featured in Spectrum 23 I think. All done in Graphite
I’m so sick of villains doing their villain thing like torturing or killing characters while having classical music plays in the background. Why not play country or rap or fucking vocaloid when torturing others. Hatsune miku’s rolling girl playing in the background while you’re getting drugged is infinitely more terrifying than hearing Beethoven’s 5th
What secret will you take to your grave?
In Dutch, when you boil an egg and then place it into cold water to make it easier to peel an egg, it’s called “to scare” the eggs.
One day when I was about 6 or 7, my mom asked me to “scare” the eggs. So, little joker I was, lifted the lid of the pan and yelled “BOOO!”
My mom cracked up and has been telling this story ever since, for over 20 years. She’s come to love the story and still truly thinks that I wanted to really “scare” the eggs. Truth is I knew what “scaring an egg” meant and only wanted to make her laugh because she was in a sad place and time back then.
It’s made her laugh for over 20 fucking years, that means it’s the best joke I’ve ever pulled off and I’d die before I’d let her find out I was just kidding.
being called baby?????? holding hands????!? being KISSED?!!!?!???????
Good reasons to get mad at a vegan:
-they implied everyone can/should be vegan, ignoring issues of poverty & health that make it impractical or impossible for many people
-they tried to make you feel bad about eating something
-they believe that the current animal abuse/environmental contamination/health crisis is caused by individual consumers rather than the manipulative capitalism of the meat and dairy industries
-they support PETA (eww peta)
Bad reasons to get mad at a vegan:
-they asked you about the ingredients of a food to find out if they can eat it
-they asked if your group could go to a restaurant with a vegan option
-you asked them to explain why they are vegan and they answered
-they got mad when you made fun of their diet